Hello, My Name is Amanda Huginkiss

I met six new people last night in a context where no one knew anything about me. Whenever this happens I'm sorely tempted to make up a fake story about who I am and what I do. Here are some of the potential dossiers.

I'm a dentist at the zoo. On my nights off I like to do rubbings of headstones in graveyards.

I'm a knobbiest for the shoe industry. In my spare time I collect racial slurs.

I'm a janitor at a soap factory. It's just like being a janitor anywhere else, except whenever there's a big spill I get a few days off.

I'm a model for Texas Instruments. You can see me in their fall catalog doing math.

I'm a baggage handler for US Airways. On my nights off I like to pawn other people's possessions.

I'm a waiter at McDonald's.