Inspiration

I often wake up in the morning with really good ideas running through my head. Usually I just turn over, go back to sleep, and they become lost to the world. Recently I started writing them down:

An Ouija Board mouse pad

Bungee cords that hook blankets to one side of the bed to prevent the person you're sleeping with from stealing them all in the middle of the night

A Laxative called 'Getterdone'

A bullet made mostly of silver with a splinter of wood running through it and a small reservoir of holy water in the middle. I call it "Paris Hilton's 16th Minute"

A cattle-prod for cats

An alarm clock that wakes you up by talking about how wonderful last night was while promising not to get all crazy and clingy

A dresser with slightly heated sock and underwear drawers.

A Dyslexic Gangster rap group called 'Mitch Better Have My Bunny'