I'm sitting on the third floor of an office building above a busy intersection. Its early and people are commuting to work. Clearly no one is thinking that someone is look down on them from above because if they did they would:
Show less cleavage.
Wash the roofs of their cars.
Walk in straighter lines. Everyone sort of weaves back and forth as they walk, but its only really obvious when you see it from above.
Wear hats to cover those bald spots rather than just poofing up their remaining hair.
Not look so relieved because the think that no one saw them trip on the curb.
Stop talking to themselves.
Look up instead of just side to side before picking their nose or picking their underwear out of their butt.
In Bloom
22 hours ago
1 comment:
Damn. I'm going to walk in a straighter line next time I pick my nose after tripping on the curb.
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