Me, Prozac, or Crystal Meth

I just received a booklet that describes everything anyone should know about interacting with me based on my answers to 25 multiple choice questions. Below are some of the things that booklet says about me mixed in with side effects for Prozac and Crystal Meth.

I will sometimes lead to feelings of dizziness or lightheadedness.

I may open my mouth and fall in.

I may cause hallucinations and a loss of contact with reality.

I could make you start vomiting.

I may be the reason you have difficulty sleeping.

I may avoid resolving tough issues.

I often inspire a euphoric rush or "flash".

I sometimes induce jaw clenching.

I have an easygoing and fun approach to most things.

I will sometimes inspire psychosis and paranoia.

I have been known to cause obsessive compulsive behavior.

I am approachable and affectionate with friends.

I have been know to cause damage to the brain.