Fuzzy Alarm Clock

Or 'Things the animals I live with have done to wake me up':

Lick my feet.

Knock everything off the top of my dresser.

Serenade me.

Lick my nose.

Sit on my bladder and stare at me.

Bite my feet.

Lay down next to a spring doorstop and periodically flick it with their paws. Boi-oi-oi-oioioing, boi-oi-oi-oioioing...

Groom my eyebrows.

Jump on my stomach.

Eat my hair.

Pee on me.