The Pitter-Patter of Little Thumbs

I've noticed whenever I'm in the bathroom at work now I hear 'Click... click-click-click, click click...'. My first thought was 'Oh, no! The guy in the next stall has become almost completely paralyzed. He must be using Morse code to signal that he needs help. Well, I don't know Morse code so I should just kick the stall door in and check on him.'

After a few fall positives on that theory I realized it was just people texting while sitting on the toilet. That must be why people like the IPhone's touch screen and keyboard. It's so when they're sitting in a bathroom stall texting no one can hear them typing.

I gotta wonder what kind of exchanges are being sent through the air around me while I'm in the bathroom now. 'C U 2nite. Luv U 2'. Send. Flush.