I went to the Vatican today without causing a major international incident. I was really impressed by all the statues, particularly of some of the lesser-known saints:
St. Perry - Patron saint of lounge singers and bottled water
St. Rohnda - Matron saint of bowling alleys, arcades, and diners
St. Mervin - Patron saint of polyester and accountants
St. Phil - Patron saint of bureaucrats and standing in line
St. Concetta - Matron saint of housekeepers and scuzzy boyfriends
St. Eddie - Patron saint of hair care products and bad moustaches
St. Duran - Patron saint of 80s music
In Bloom
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A counselor at the JCC day camp I attended for my entire childhood worshipped daily at the altar of St. Duran.
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