Should you ever get a chance to go to Rome I highly recommend it. If you don't already speak Italian then you should know a few basic words (yes, no, hello, goodbye, please, thank you) before you go. If you really want to ensure you have a great trip you should also learn how to say the following:
-Those sunglasses, that hairdoo, and those tight jeans make you look like an androgynous housefly.
-This thing with all the people in it that you just walked by? Its called a line. Why don't you get in it before I knock you vital bits up into your abdominal cavity with my knee?
-Is clasping your hands behind your back an essential part of walking so infuriatingly slow, or is it just for style?
-What skillfully applied makeup! I just wish your face had a coinslot so I could leave and offering in memory of Tammy Fay baker.
-I wonder how the sideview mirror of your car got all scratched up? I suppose it might be because you drive thirty miles an hour down windy Roman streets filled with pedestrians.
-Oh goody, more eighties music from the states. I feel twenty years younger!
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