We have an eight month old baby staying with us this weekend. Here are some of the obvious benefits to being that age that I have observed.
-You can almost always get what you want just by crying a little
-You can nap whenever and wherever you want
-You can fart whenever you want to and no one will look at you funny
-Actually, all of your bodily functions are considered charming for some reason
-You're allowed to get so fat that your knuckles turn into dimples
-People carry you everywhere even though you're so fat
-You can get to second base at will... even in public places
-You can smile at a stranger and they will actually smile back rather than calling the cops
In Bloom
21 hours ago
1 comment:
Huh. I never knew that was 2nd base. I thought it was something else. Learn something new everyday, I could've stayed home from school today! :-)
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