Body of Work

My wife just found out that her first piece of research as a lead author has been accepted at a conference. This is likely to be one more milestone in an impressive career in research. Basking in the reflected glow of her accomplishment has cause me to sit back and reflect on some of the accolades I have accumulated in my career.

I lead my office softball league in VDs(*) for the third consecutive season.

I got to play the role of "Ty Webb" in my college's production of "Caddyshack 2: The Musical"

I won the title of 'Mr. Congeniality' in my Juvenile Detention annual pageant my third year in.

I recently completed my set of Golden Girls trading cards.

I was voted most likely to punch a monkey by my peers.(**)

A major Bollywood studio is considering optioning my Autobiography.
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* Venereal Diseases

** This one is true. I have punched a monkey in the face. In my defense the monkey had it coming.